1) Thank you for telling me the truth about how you got hurt because I really didn't believe the first story.
2) You seem to get hurt jumping on the bed alot. May want to think about that.
3) If you are going to juggle, try something soft. And don't do it while jumping on the bed.
4) Also, if you are going to juggle, please only juggle things that belong to you.
5) Another tip ... if you are going to juggle, please choose something that is not GLASS. As opposed to my expensive glass jar of salve (which, thankfully for your head, didn't break). And also don't do it while jumping on the bed.
6) And finally my love, next time tell the truth from the beginning ... because very few people fall onto their bed and hit their head on a small glass jar of salve hard enough to make them cry.